Dwayne Missouri. Whoa. Truly a name of mythical proportions. While he only had a short stint in the NFL with the Baltimore Ravens and Dallas Cowboys, he blew my mind with one of the coolest names I've ever heard. He's currently probably owning the Arena Football League with his strong will, and merciless attitude towards injustice. He should be a sheriff. "Sheriff Missouri don't take no unpowdered donuts! Feel it?" That's what he says because sheriffs don't have to do much these days other than eat donuts. I wanted to be his deputy but he said "Dwayne Missouri fights the powers of evil bare handed." I believed him.
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