Brett Favre being made out of eagles feathers, american flags, and a dash of rubble from the Twin Towers, could no longer be denied an amendment in the Constitution. Since the Patriot Act already took care of the fourth amendment, why not put America personified in its place?
When asked what he thought about being written into the constitution Favre responded, "E Pluribus Unum." Scholars are working on the translation. Apparently Favre can speak Freedom, a language rumored to only be spoken by Captain America and Paul Revere.
Don't take my word for it, take MIMS' and you'll see why Favre is hot.
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