In the beginning God created the heavens and earth. God said, "Let us make Adrian Peterson a.k.a Purple Jesus in our image, in our likeness, and let him rule over the inferior defensive schemes, and the weak arm tackling." So God created Purple Jesus in his own image, in the image of God he created him. God blessed him and said to him, "Be fruitful and increase your rushing numbers; amaze the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground."And so he did. This is the second coming. Get your holy water folks. Adrian Peterson just made Ladainian "MVP" Tomlinson look like a harebrained heretic.
30 rushes 296 yards 3 touchdowns
The Lord is Here.
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what a sad day if adrian p is actually hurt...
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