The Day That Communism Won

Brett Favre finally did it. He quit on the sport, he quit on us, but most importantly he quit on capitalism and America. We all know he had at least 6 more years in the tank. Did you see his arm power during the playoffs? 17/18 weeks into the season and he still throws rockets. Is he quitting because he's tired? No, he's quitting because he no longer believes in the power of his marketability. He got sick of the Wrangler commercials, and he got sick of the Prilosec jokes. He didn't quit because he is old, he quit because he's a quitter. I no longer know what I'm talking about, but I'm sure glad we don't have to go through him questioning retirement every year. Maybe he'll come back and return to us the joy of the insignificance of his contemplations. Oh jesus, I hope he doesn't become a commentator.