The Patriots have made every game uninteresting, one of my favorite players of all time has passed away (I think Bill Belichick did it), Ricky Williams returned for all of two plays until Lawrence Timmons stepped on his back ending his season. Why don't I just watch college football you ask? Well maybe because Tostitos sucks and I hate them for making Capitalism ruin sports. Who's playing in the Orange Bowl? I don't know because I'm too busy mailing oranges to people using Fed-Ex. Oh it's Kansas and Virginia Tech? Wonderful. I can't wait for one of them to be victorious over the other. Tostitos Fiesta Bowl might be good?
I don't believe you.There have been some good things this season though. Brett Favre's drinking buddy Koren Robinson returned to the Packers. Ricky Williams played two downs. Adrian Peterson is the Maroon King of Men. Aaaaaaannnndddddd Pac-Man Jones is starring in a remake of Rain Man. Definately, definately.
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