I really just chose that title to see if it gets any hits on Google. Although, these days it seems only natural that a person's meteoric rise to celebrity status is propelled mainly by the release of his/her sextape. So, while it takes most politicians years in the political oven, it seems that Obama's microwaveable Presidency must have had to do with the release of some sort of sextape. Right?
I mean, why else would we have heard of people like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton? Obama must have blown somebody to get into office right? Everybody knows the only way to get anywhere in America is to fellate the shit out of somebody really important like Ray-J or Bill Clinton. That's why it's called a blow-job. You have to work hard to get places in this world. Or maybe we were just so sick of seeing white guys blow in general (no implication that they are actually gay, because they most definitely are not), that we actually voted in a black president who didn't blow anybody. Awesome.
